Guiyeoni - The Guy Was Muhshesuh

  Vocabulary:

Mushesuh: Awesome/Cool/Hot/Brave/Gorgeous
Oppa : Older boy/brother (for girls)
Hyung : Older boy/brother (for boys)
Unni : Older girl/sister (for girls)
Nuna: Older girl/sister (for boys)
Dongseng : Younger brother/sister
Sunbae : Older student (for younger students)
Umma : Mom
Appa : Dad
Ahjumma : Older woman
Ahjjushi : Older man
Ahnyounghasaeyo: Hello (formal)


Chapter 1

Summer break is almost over and school is about to start. Because it’s near the end of summer, all my "friends" have gone away on trips with their boyfriends. At the blossoming age of 18, the only thing I can do is go on my computer. And I’ve gone on almost every site in the world... so I have nothing to do on the computer either.

Oh! A school board.
Since there wasn't anything else to do.. I clicked into the boards. For the most part, I go to a nerdy school, so there weren't that many topics or conversations. Nobody was in the chat room, so I clicked on the comments topic instead.

Oh yeah~! A topic~!
 
It read, “Doil’s Girl’s school~ Click~!”
 
So I did..

Ji Eunsung

If my senses are right, this should be a guy. HEHEHE..
 
Wait... But what the hell is this?

“You girls~ Don’t go out in the city.. You girls dress like crap~ Get that?? Are you pissed yet? Reply~~ Kekekek”

Okay fine, my school is rumored to be one of the best in Kwachun, so most of the girls dressed in ugly plaid skirts with their hair cut up to their chin, and their bangs tucked behind their ears..

70% wear glasses... 

But still!! That was too mean!!! The more I thought about it, the more it pissed me off.

And since my school is rumored to be one of the best and we have a lot of nerds, no one will reply to this ass. Not that they’d have the backbone to either..

So.. I decided to stand up for my school…!!!

“Shut your trap!! Speak for yourself!! Fawk off, you bastard!!!”
 
 Truthfully? I was nervous about that so I deleted that..

“Have you seen us? HUH??”



 That was too weak.. He probably HAD seen us.
So I rewrote THAT.
 
“Aren’t you too harsh, we dress better than YOU do.”
 
Okay, I guess this is good.. But I feel immature..

I turned off my computer and an hour later turned it back on to see if there was a reply..
Nope.. No reply...

The sun had begun to set and I felt a familiar sensation in my stomach..
Oppa is in college...
Mom’s at a meeting..
It’d be a while before dad got back...

+RIINGGG RIIINGG+
Oh my cell phone’s ringing~~
Forgetting about my soy sauce, I ran towards it.

“Hello?”
 
“Do you know who I am?!”
 
..What’s this person talking about?? It’s a guy’s voice..

“Uh.. Who is this?”
 
“Do you know who the HELL I am?”
 
“Who is this?”
 
“Me? I’m Sang High School’s Ji Eunsung.”
 
Ji Eunsung? O_O My reply...

He sounds pissed.. OMG, what do I do ?

“Yeah, uh why?”
 
“Hey, you go to that girls school, huh?”
 
“..Yeah?”
 
“FuQ, are you kidding me? Who do you know at Sang?”

FuQ?? Did he just say that to me...? I’m pissed..

“What if I say I don’t know anyone..”
 
“You’re coming off hard, aren’t you?”
 
“..Why’d you call? How’d you know my number?”
 
“It said it in your profile.. You don’t know why I called? Do you know who I am?”
 
“You started it.. And do you think I care who you are?”
 
“Hey hey! Listen to this, 'You started it.. Wah Wah!!'"

He said it to his friends and I can hear them laughing at me..

“Dammit.. Whatever, I’m hanging up.”

So I did.. But I’m scared.. What if he beats me up?

+RRRINNNGS+

Dammit, my phone won’t stop ringing...


Chapter 2

  I quickly took out the battery..
 
Should I tell my brother?? No, he doesn’t care about me...

+Next Day+

“Ji Eunsung? Yeah, I’ve heard of him.”

“O_O Where?”

“I dunno. But I have.”

“What do I do? Should I just act like it never happened?”

“Anyway, Han Yehwon, you’re the problem. Why’d you even reply back?”

“I don’t know!!”

“Just don’t answer his calls because he’s probably out to kill you..”

“Yeah I know..”

“I doubt he’d hit girls..”

And that’s how it ended.. until 2 weeks and 3 days later-- the day right before school started. I wanted to show the girls at my school a new me, so I went to go get my hair straightened at the salon. There wasn't as much people as I thought there’d be…maybe because it’s morning...

The unni placed a plastic head covering on my head.
And it was then...

+Ring+

The door opened ..

“Huk”

Three guys just walked in.. my age.. and GOOD LOOKING. All 3 had blonde hair -- they’re probably here to dye it back to black because of school..

“What are you going to do?”, the unni asked.

“Hair cut.”

“You’re not doing to un-dye it?”

“No. Just a cut. And short!”

The unni set down one of the guys next to me and I was too embarrassed to look up. I can’t look at anyone like this..

“Yehwon! You’re doing magic straight right?”

Unni.. Why’d you say my name...?

“Yeah..”

B.U.T

I felt someone’s gaze on me...


Chapter 3

I was surprised. The guy next to me was Sang High’s #3 of the 4 best looking guys..
The one who showed some interest in Kyungwon (my friend).

He looks popular. He’s even prettier than me... In other words.. BLAGH. I don’t like people better looking than me. I quickly averted my gaze.. How embarrassing.. Why now of all times?

“You go to that girl’s school, right?”

“...Me?”

“You.”

“Why?”

" Just because”

“...Yeah?”

“ Eunsung~~~ It's her!!!”

The crazy bastar* shouted at one of his friends seated on the sofa.

“What’d she say?”, one of the guys asked..

“Girl’s school! The one who hung up on you!”

****.. I can’t even run away...

Right then, I looked in the mirror and saw one of the guys coming nearer. He was very tall with short blonde hair. I think he's Ji Eunsung... -0-

“Hey, kid, lift your head.”

I still looked down with the plastic on my head. But he grabbed the plastic and ripped it off my head so my eyes found his face..


Chapter 4

The guy was staring at me with a loathing look. White skin. Short blonde hair.. No double lids but big eyes. He looked like a Japanese comic book character.. Prettier than me. Wait.. I don’t want to admit that he’s good looking..

 “Right?? You’re her, right?!”

The annoying pretty boy said next to me..

“Yeah.”

Ji Eunsung forced a VERY fake smile to cover up his anger. He grinned at me..

“ O_O" <-- me.

 “You remember me? Ji Eunsung?

“ O_O”

“What should I do to you?? ” His face hasn’t changed at all.. How scary..

Stupid Floppy (I’ll call him that since his hair flops and I don’t know his name) grinned.

 “Weren’t we finished with that whole thing?  I gathered my courage and smiled.

“Do you know how long I’ve waited for this day..?

 “You’re the first who's ever hung up on Eunsung~~! ^0^"

 Shut up Floppy.. before I break your face. Suddenly I got a boost of courage before it was shattered away again.. 1 girl.. 1 guy on the sofa.. Stupid Floppy.. and Ji Eunsung... 1: 3. So much for that plan...

 “Hey, I’m straightening my hair right now. Let’s settle this after I’m finished.”

 “Yeah, I don’t feel like beating someone with plastic on their head either.. Hurry and finish it.. ^0^” He said in a scary tone.. and sat back down on the sofa.

B.U.T ..
Stupid Floppy grinned at me..

 “Eunsungie really hits girls..”

 “...O_O“

 “Hurry and run!!”

 “...O_O“

I wanted to tell the unni next to me to kick them out.. but with stupid Floppy next to me-- that was out of the question. And a horrible 30 minutes passed. People who’ve done it might know.. but magic straight is a test of patience. As soon as his hair was cut, Floppy ran over to Ji Eunsung. And the 3 guys on the sofa just stared at me…waiting… I could see through the mirror..

5 minutes... then 10... then another 30...

And they still haven’t left..

 “Unni, just keep it in as long as you can..”

“Yes ma’am.”

 Of course, the 3 guys didn’t hear.

“Sh1t, what’s taking so long?! It’s been 2 hours already!!!”

 Ji Eunsung said impatiently..

Maelong~~ >_<
“Usually when girls straighten their hair, it takes a while.. Last time when I came here together with Haewon, I thought I was going to die waiting..”

“Damn, how much longer??!”

“About 1 hour..”

Stupid Floppy said the first thing that made me happy.

“1 hour?!?! What’s she doing?!?!”

“Straightening her hair..”

 “Fawk.. If you put stripes on a pumpkin, does it become a watermelon?”

“O_O“
 
 I felt my nostrils flare to keep from snapping at him. It’s 1:3. I can’t take them all...

 But all of a sudden...!!
 Ji Eunsung stood up.. and following him, his friends did too.

“If you're not here when I come back, your 10 hits will become 100. Got that?”

 Yes!! They’re leaving!!!

“If you leave you die!! I’ll go hunt you down at your school!!”

Okay okay.. now LEAVE..

And he finally left...

Stupid bastard... You think I’m scared?!?!

As soon as he left I shouted..

“Unnie!! Are you done?!

“I just need to rinse now.”

“Oh! I’ll do it at home. I’m going. 50 right?!”

I slammed down the money and I yanked off the robe. With the plastic covering still on my head, I ran out the back door.

On August 21, 2001, I, Han Yehwon, ran like crazy...
 
 +Next Day+

It’s school!! The first day of school...

But I have a bad feeling..

Chapter 5

I arrived at school. Much to my annoyance, Kyungwon didn’t even acknowledge my new hair.

“So Sang High School’s #3 best looking guy talked to you!?”

“That stupid Floppy. If I see him again..”

“What are you going to do?”

“Kill him... ”

“You poor b***h, I can’t believe you haven’t heard of Ji Eunsung.”

“Shut up! Don’t even say his name in front of me!!”

“KEKEKE! ^0^“

The first day of school we got assigned the last seats in the room so we sneakily and carefully chatted away.

And we also decided....

“Hey, isn’t detention the first day of school a little harsh?”

“Wanna skip?” I asked.

“Skip detention? We’ll be in so much trouble. HEHE.. okay”

“Hey, don’t lie to me, I know you’re afraid Ji Eunsung will come looking for you.”

“.. Shut up..” I muttered

“HAHA! Okay, let’s skip.”

“OKI OKI!!”

So.. the time is 4 o’clock and school has ended and we’re SUPPOSED to be in detention right now.. We crept past the office and into one of the classrooms.

“No one will catch us here. ^0^”

We whispered in the back of the classroom.. We talked about what we would do when we got home and on the weekends.

“Then we’ll- Lee Kyungwon.. Turn around.”

“Huh? Why?”

“Turn around, we’re running on the count of 3..”

“What are you talking about, weirdo?!”

I ignored her and I started to run as fast as I could. I felt a LITTLE bad so I turned my head and yelled, “They’re in Ji Eunsung’s group! RUN!”

“You b***h, you should have told me earlier!!”

Kyungwon was struggling to catch up with me and me???

I ran for my life, even though I didn’t really know if it was him or not. I’m sure it was one of his friends from the salon (not Floppy) the other one.

OH NO. The back door is locked..

In that case, I might as well go to the south side and go out the door and hop over a fence and into the street.. Kyungwon finally caught up with me.. panting for breath.

“You psychotic b***h. You leave your friend to save your own pathetic life!?”

“Sorry.. T_T .. I’ll pay you back, but right now is REALLY not the time to fight. Ji Eunsung’s friend saw me.”

“Then what do we do?”

“Let’s hop over the fence.”

“Crazy b***h...”

“Well do you have a better idea?”

“But it’s dangerous.”

“It’s not as scary as getting beaten to death!”

“Of all the girls at school, I decided to become friends with you.”

“O_O”

Athletic Kyungwon climbed the fence first.

“Catch me okay?”

“Shut up..”

Kyungwon smirked and jumped over..

”AHK.”

“What is it?!”

No answer...

“Lee Kyungwon! What’s wrong!!?”

“No-- nothing, Yehwon...”

“Huh?? WHAT??”

No reply..

“Why aren’t you talking? Are you hurt?”

“No..”

“Okay then, I’m going!!”

If I have ever made a big mistake, it was on August 23, 2001.

And if I have ever been careless, it was on August 23, 2001. I jumped without even checking to see if anyone was there. I jumped with closed eyes, thinking I’d chicken out if I actually saw where I was jumping.

“AAAHHHKK!!””

+Smack...+

Smack?????

Oh lord!!

When I opened my eyes, I was in Ji Eunsung’s arms with his lips on mine. I can see 3 others from Sang, including Floppy. Kyungwon’s shocked face next to me.. She was staring as if I’d lost an arm.

Wh- wha- what the hell is this??

Ji Eunsung looked even more shocked. His eyes were as round as saucers.

WAAAAAH!! I’m dead...

“Sorry!! I didn’t mean to!!”

“O_O”

“Sorry!!”

I said, drawing away and getting ready to run.

The guy finally came back to his senses.

“Where. Are. You. Going,” he asked, grabbing my arm.

“Sorry! I didn’t do it on purpose!!”

“Take responsibility for your actions..”

“Huh??”

“You’re the first b***h I’ve smacked lips with. Take. Responsibility.”

“You think I'd believe you?! BWAHAHA!!”

A guy who looks like that has never kissed?? That’s like saying my mom does the dishes (she makes me do them..)

“Eunsung wouldn’t hold a girl’s hand unless he’s getting married,” someone said. It was stupid Floppy.

“Take responsibility for your actions...”

Chapter 6

He’ll only hold hands if he’s getting married?? With THAT personality?!

“Sorry Yehwon, I was going to tell you, but that ass over there covered my mouth..” she said, pointing to Floppy.

Don’t worry Kyungwon, I’ll kill Floppy.. it’s only a matter of time...
But right now, we have a bigger fish to fry..

“How are you going to take responsibility?”

“...”

“We. Have. To. Get. Married.”

“Hey Kyungwon.. What’d he just say?!” I asked startled.. Am I hearing him correctly..

“He said he’s going to marry you.”

“Eunsung!! You’re crazy!! Look at her face!!”

I swear I’ll kill you if it’s the last thing I do, Floppy...

“Dammit!! Why’d you jump over the fence?!?!?!” Ji Eunsung yelled.

“You’re the one stupid enough to hide there!!!”

“You wanna die?! Do you have a death wish?!”

“...” He’s still scary...

“Dammit, if only we hadn’t smashed lips.. Why HER of all people?!”

“Are you going to hit me..?”

“Fawk jibber jabber... jibber jabber..” He muttered to himself.

“Hey, do you want me to call the others over?” One of his friends asked, looking at me as if I were lower than poop.

“Yeah. Call them.” Floppy said, “Eunsung!!! Let’s go, I’m hot!!”

“Shut your trap!! 001-553-297. Press talk.” Ji Eunsung yelled

“Me?”

“Yeah you!!”

“Why?”

“Because you jumped on me!!”

“I did not jump on you!!”

“Well you hugged me!~”

“You came to beat me!!!”

“Well, do you want me to finish what I came for?!”

“No..”

“Then call!! If you don’t, I’ll kill you!!”

“Are you really going to marry me?”

“Crazy b***h..” he muttered..

Tch.. the bastard is changing the topic...

“I’m not taking responsibility of you..” I said..

“Do you think I like you?! You ass face!! If you tell ANYONE we’re going out..” He let the threat hang in the air..

“Who’s going out with you??”

“I guess I’m a little to blame, but it’s all your fault!! 4 people saw you jump into me!!”

“It was a tiny peck!! Besides, I’m already going out with someone.” (white lie.. )

“I don’t care, do you think I like you?!!?

“Then why do we need to go out?!??!!”

“Cause we kissed!! I told you!! If you don’t call, you die... Dammit, why the hell aren’t they here yet?? Is the back door far from here?”

“No.. it’s hella close..” Stupid Floppy answered.

“We’ll go then.”

Kyungwon and I followed behind Floppy and Ji Eunsung slowly. From here, Ji Eunsung is pretty tall, and I could hear their conversation..

“Eunsung, isn’t she a little....”

Guess who said that... image

“Dammit!! I’m pissed too! Sticking to me like a stalker..”

We followed after them a little slower..

“BARFF!!!”

“Hey, that’s Ji Eunsung?"

“Ye- yeah” (I was out of breath cause I was yelling too much earlier.)

“He’s the head of the 4 best lookers. How could you not know?? image“

“Shut up...”

“You’re so stupid.. I told you a billion times in the city that he was the uhljjang.. You totally lucked out you b***h ^0^”

“You can have him..”

“Oh yeah, I forgot that he hated skin-ship. You know touching people and stuff. But I didn’t know he’d go out with someone because of a little kiss..”

“Tch.. Why do you think he’s going out with me anyways??”

“Because you guys kissed..”

“Nope! He’s lying about that. He’s soooo into me~~ He’s WAY into me..”

Kyungwon hit me on the head a couple of times...

“Oww. Sorry...”

Yup, with that unbelievable situation happening at the fence.. I got myself a boyfriend. However.. neither him nor I called each other for a week.. and I just forgot about it all..

+A few Weeks Later+

I got a phone call from Kyungwon.

“Hey! Jungmin wanted you to call him!!”

Jungmin (my only friend of the other gender.. We’re not going out..)

“Why?”

“I dunno. He sounded serious though.”

“He can call me!!”

“Well I told you~ See ya, I’m wasting my minutes..”

I can’t call long distance. It’s because of my stupid brother. My stupid brother always used my phone to call his girlfriend in America and he used all my minutes..

“Oppa~~”

“What..”

“Can I use your phone??

“No.”

“Why?”

“You didn’t make me fried rice yesterday.”

Bastard...

My brother.. His record for being pissed at me because of food is a week. No matter how much I bothered him, he wouldn't let me use his phone..

The time was 11:30 at night..

However, there was no one at home to keep me home.. so no one even tried to tell me it was dangerous to go outside at night. I walked to the phone booth outside .. Muttering to myself, I put in some coins and I heard a greasy voice behind me..

“Want to earn some fast money??”

What the hell is this guy talking about...??


Chapter 7

The guy kept on hitting my shoulder. He looks at least 30. Wow.. It’s my first time seeing someone with a mustache. His eyelids are bigger than his eyes.. Droopy eyebrows.. Long nose hairs. Who is this man...??

“Who are you?”

“Come to my car for a while and we can talk..”

“Why?”

“This oppa has something to say to you.”

“Ahjuhshi, how old are you?”

“I’m not an ahjuhshi, I’m an oppa. I’m not old~”

“No thank you, my boyfriend is waiting for me..”

“Let’s talk, girlie~~”

“I don’t need money, mister..”

The man’s face expression suddenly turned pathetically ugly and he grabbed my wrist..

“I’m lonely, that’s why..”

“Ahjuhshi, get away from me..!!”

My eyes filled with tears as I looked at my surroundings.. Far away, I saw a few people... They seemed to be around my age..

“AHKKKK!!! HELP ME!!!”

“Why you-”

Mustache boy covered by mouth and started dragging me towards his car..

Mommy, your daughter is about to be kidnapped...

The tears I held back were flowing down like crazy and stupid mustache man tried to get me into his car. His car was a truck... T_T

“Ahjuhshi.. Let go of me.. What are you going to do to me...”

“No one’s going to kill you.. ”

The bastard started the car.. WAHHH

“What the hell is that...” The man muttered with a surprised look.

It’s probably your reflection in the window..

“Hey!! It IS Eunsung’s girlfriend~~~!!”

FLOPPY~~~~~~!!!!!!!!

Yup.. Jumping up and down (the car window was high up) trying to look inside the car was Floppy..

My cute little Floppy~~~!

“Hey!! Get away from here!!” Mustache man yelled through the window..
He must have thought Floppy was too weak..

“Eunsung!! Sungjae!!! Come here!!!”

Mustache man froze and then turned the car engine on again.

“Hey! Hey! Mustache man is running away!!” Floppy yelled.

The bastard locked all the doors and started driving away. I smashed my face into the car window and screamed..

+BAM!! SMASH!!!+

The window broke and a rock hit the mustache man on the head.

Oh yeah~~~!!!

“FUQ!! What the-” M.M. (Mustache Man) yelled angrily.

He got out of the car angrily. YES!! I’m alive!! I opened the car lock and jumped out.

+Smack+ +Punch+

What’s that sound? I neared towards the direction where the sounds were coming from...

3 guys wearing casual suits..

4 girls wearing casual clothes...

One of the guys was Floppy. And next over there, I could see M.M. with a double bloody nose.

In front of M.M. was..

...was...

Ji Eunsung.., with his suit sleeves rolled up to his elbow, beating the CRAP of the M.M.

I collapsed onto my butt and cried out loud..

“WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!”

“Hey ass head, are you alright?”

Floppy asked looking at me with a pitying expression on his face..

“*sniff* Do you want to *sniff* die..??”

“Eunsung!! Your girlfriend’s crying over here!!!”

Crap..

At Floppy’s words, all the guys and girls’ eyes found me. Ji Eunsung spat on the guy’s face and neared towards me.

“T_T Thanks..”

“Retard!!! Why the hell did you get in that car!!!”

“He kidnapped me..”

“Why the hell are you walking around at night by yourself?! Are you a loser?!”

That bastard.. I was actually thinking you had a heart..

“Anyway.. Thanks..”

“Hyunsung, get that guy in his car and have him drive away. I think I’m going to barf looking at his face.”

“’K.”

The guy named Hyunsung said..

Hey, he’s good looking.. The guy named Hyunsung..

..hehhehehe...


Chapter 8

Ji Eunsung stared at me and opened his mouth..

“Hey, do you want to die?”

“Huh?? What??”

“Why are you looking at him like that..”

“I did not!”

“Are you yelling at your savior?!”

I don’t have anything to say back to him...

“Hey!! And why aren’t you calling?! Were you going to run away or something?!”

...What a Retard..

One of the girls, wearing a casual outfit, with the longest hair said..

“Eunsung, let’s go. It’s scary.”

“You guys go ahead.”

“Why?”

“This b***h will run away again..”

“... O_O....”

The long haired girl just turned her head. I think I’ve seen her around before.. She looked similar to To-Ya’s Kim Jihye.

“If it wasn't for me, you’d have been kidnapped.. image kekeke..” Floppy said.. It's not like anyone cares...

... Get lost..

“Eunsung, take all your time.. We’ll be waiting at ‘Saie’” one of the guys wearing a suit said.

The guy named Hyunsung kicked M.M. a few more times and sent him on his way. KEKE.. This guy is my type image

“K, hurry up, I’ll be right there.”

They got a little further away. And if I wasn’t mistaken.. The girl with the long hair kept on looking back..

Floppy grinned, “Be careful, Eunsung~~!” And ran after his friends.

Be careful of what? Me?

“Where’s your house?”

“HUH?”

“WHERE IS YOUR HOUSE!?!?!”

“Why are you yelling.. It’s right behind this alley.”

“Let’s go.”

"Where?”

“Your house, stupid.”

“Are you drunk?”

“Who said I’m going inside??! I’ll take you home!! DAMMIT!! Why do you have to make everything so complicated?!”

“It’s fine..”

“Obey me, little one..”

My house was that close.. but why did it seem like it wasn‘t?

“Call me when you get inside.”

“Why?”

“CALL ME!!!”

“Our phone’s out of order..”

“What do you mean..?”

“We can’t dial..”

“... So you’re poor... I didn’t know.. Sorry..”

“It’s not like that!!”

“Don’t you have a cell phone?!”

“Yeah..”

“Call me with that.”

“You call me..”

“No. If I want your number, I have to go back to that chat room.. It’s annoying..”

“But you called me last time!!”

“I was pissed back then..”

“I don’t have any minutes on my cell phone..”

“You wanna die..?”

“You always say you’ll kill me when you have nothing to say.. image”

“Go in. Don’t walk around at night. Last time I saw you- you had a friend. Go around with her.”

“Okay. Thanks?? See ya..”

“If you don’t call..” He let the threat hang..

“Fine!!”

“K, I’m going.”

I wonder why he’s wearing a suit. I was curious, but I didn’t ask him. Hmm, he dyed his hair back to black.

As he walked away I realized.. He wasn’t that bad..

I walked inside and not ONE person asked where I’d been. I have to call him.. What do I do??

+KNOCK KNOCK+

“Who is it?”

“Oppa, you’re not asleep image”

“Yeah...?”

“I’m coming in.”

“No.”

I opened the door anyway and saw my brother on the internet.

“Oppa, can I use your phone real quick?”

“No.”

“Why?!”

“Because you didn’t make me fried rice..”

“I’ll make it for you 10 times!!”

“....”

“Wanna make a contract?!”

“....”

“I’ll make a contract!!”

“The paper’s in the first drawer.”

That beast... O_O

After writing the contract (I even stamped my print), I got to use his phone.

“Use it here.”

“WHY!?!”

“No.”

“.. T_T..”

It’s ringing..

“Who is it?!?!?!”

OMG, that scared me..

“It’s me, Yehwon..”

“Oh..”

"Do you always answer the phone like that??”

“Yeah.”

“I called.”

“Yeah..”

"Eunsung~~ Open this for me!!” a girl’s voice said over the phone..

“You open it!!”

“Anyway.. Thanks..”

“Yeah..”

And right then....

“Hang up now. It’s been 2 minutes.”

“Oppa, hold on a few more seconds.” My brother didn’t answer and just stared at me..

“Hello..”

“Why’d you stop talking?!?!”

“Oh, my brother..”

+PEEPE PEEEEEP PEEEEP..+

“What the hell is that??” Ji Eunsung asked with a surprised tone.

Whenever I use the phone for too long, my brother always plays his stupid recorder..

“S-sorry. I’ll call you back.”

“12 sharp tomorrow.”

“But I have class.”

“Don’t make me laugh, it’s lunch!”

“My school and your school are different.”

“Then 1.”

“K, I’m hanging up.”

"beep....beep... beep..."

He hung up.. O_O.. without saying bye.. meanie..

I slammed the phone shut and turned around to glare at my brother..
but him playing his little recorder so casually pissed me off even more..

“Sheesh, impatient loser!!”

“Make me rice..”

“Right now...?”

“I’m hungry.”

Crap.. WHY MUST ALL THE GUYS I KNOW BE LIKE THIS???

Oh yeah.. Jungmin, I haven’t called him..


Chapter 9

 If I ask that human if I can use his phone again, he’ll probably start singing the opera or something.. I guess I’ll just have to use Kyungwon’s tomorrow. image That night.. I made fried rice for my brother, and my mom started b***hing at me for cooking at 3 AM.

The next day...

Kyungwon and I .. were supposed to be in class.. but we were in the bathroom.. Why..??
Because the teachers found out that we ran away yesterday..

“Damn, why do these b***hes make the bathroom so dirty?!”

“Is that really all you have to worry about..? So really, are you going out with him..?”

“I dunno. It seems like a joke.. Anyway.. it was a nightmare yesterday.”

“Didn’t you say he wanted to call you at 1?”

“What time is it?”

“1:30.”

“Why didn’t you tell me..?”

“Did you give me a chance to talk?”

“...****... Kyungwon, lemme see your phone.”

“5 minutes.”

“..Just don’t blow a recorder..”

“Nevermind.”

While the phone was ringing, Kyungwon was muttering to herself ..

“You’re starting to like him.. jibber jabber..”

“DI~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~E!!!”

“Who the hell are you?!”

“Hello.. It’s Yehwon..”

Isn’t my timing great? Why did he have to answer right when I was yelling at Kyungwon? Over on his side, I could hear another person’s voice.

“Ji Eunsung, come here.” It seems to be his teacher.

HEHEHE ^^ ..

“Dammit, I’m going to get my phone confiscated!!”

“Sorry.. (but it was your fault you answered)..”

“Get up here!!! (<-- teacher) I’M COMING!! I’M COMING!! Meet me there at 7.”

“How dare you talk like that to your teacher!!!! (<-- teacher) OW OW OWW!! DON’T HIT ME THERE!!! I HAVE A PIMPLE RIGHT THERE!!”

... ... ... ... ...

I can never have a normal conversation with this boy..

“What’d he say?”

“I don’t know. He said, 'Meet me there'... Where is there..?”

“How would I know?”

“I don’t know..”

“Kyungwon!! Come with me~~!”

“Is that the wind..?”

“You.. bad person!!”

Kyungwon just continued to scrub the toilets.. Betrayer.. Girl version of Han Seungpyo (my brother). Hmm.. right about now, Ji Eunsung is getting hit where his pimple is.. I feel a little bad..

But where is ‘there.’...?

Is he talking about there from yesterday?? I guess the only place is in front of my house.. Hmm.. Maybe he really does like me.. EHEHE.. Of course, that’s impossible.

“Hey Kyungwon, come to my house today.”

“Why?? What are you trying to do..?”

“Just that my brother is coming home early today (she used to like him).”

“Let’s go.”

“..........Okay.... (you boy crazy... tsk tsk.. how can you see my brother as a guy)..”

I couldn’t actually tell her that Ji Eunsung was going to be there. If I had, she would've punched me.. so I lied image If my brother ever comes home before 12, it would be a miracle.. you know that. Hmm.. Ji Eunsung will probably come by himself, then what do I do with Kyungwon?

So we both went to my house and I realized I guessed right image

Dammit!! Why did he bring Floppy?! If he was going to bring a friend, he could have a least brought along that one good looking one.

“Hey!! You brought your friend!!” Floppy yelled running towards us.

“Hi image”

“Whatcha do with Eunsung yesterday?? image”

“Kim Seungpyo, die..”

Ji Eunsung, what did you just say..? Kim Seungpyo? Yeah, it just happened that Floppy’s name was Seungpyo.. The same as my brother.. The more I get to know Floppy, the more reasons I have to hate him..

“Dammit!! I got my SKY phone taken away because of you!! I told you to call at 1!!”

“I never asked what kind of phone you had. image“

“.. Aish.. Let’s go..”

“Oh yeah!! 2:2 perfect!!!”

Chapter 10
 “Where are we going?”

“Someplace where we get some nice cool alcohol..”

“Why?”

“Because I saved you yesterday.”

That was random..

“I‘m not getting drunk.”

“If you get drunk, I’m leaving you.”

That.. PERSON!! Can’t you at least lose to me once?!

“I’m not going.” Kyungwon said firmly.

“I’m not going.” Floppy mimicked the tone of her voice and actions..

“ image“ <-- Kyungwon

“KEKEKE. Eunsung, look at her face~~! Isn’t it funny?”

“Your voice is funnier,” Kyungwon said, crossing her arms.

“What’s wrong with my voice?!”

“You should record it and listen to it. It’s really funny.”

“Why?!”

“You sound nasally.”

“Hey, let’s leave them,” I said, tugging at Ji Eunsung’s arm.

BUT...

“Let go and tell me.”

He said, tugging his arm away from me.

“Sorry... Do you not like people touching you..?”

“Yeah.”

“Are you mad?”

“No. Even if you want to touch me.. Don’t.”

O_O

Floppy’s rubbing off on you.. Don’t hang out with Floppy! Hang out with your friend Hyunsung!! Behind us, we could hear Floppy and Kyungwon still arguing.

“NASALLY?! HOW do I sound nasally?! TELL ME!!”

“You sound like your nostrils are plugged up..”

Kyungwon.. He may be annoying and he may be Floppy.. but he is STILL good looking as 1 of the 4 kings at Sang High. Ji Eunsung led us into one of the most expensive bars. I turned around to see Kyungwon rubbing it in Floppy’s face that she won an argument and Floppy was pouting like mad.

“The usual!!” Ji Eunsung yelled..

I guess he comes here often.

“There are only 4 of you.. Do you think you can drink it all..?”

“Yeah.”

Silence..

“Hey, say something.” He said tapping me on the shoulder with his lighter.

You might not want to touch me, but still.. you don’t have to hit me with your lighter..

“Something.”

“You think that’s funny?!”

“Yeah.”

“Oh yeah!! Have you called Jungmin?!”

Kyungwon asked suddenly. I guess Floppy’s glares were making her uncomfortable.

“OH!! Right!!”

“Good job, genius. You forgot, huh?”

“Lemme see your phone.”

“5 Minutes.”

“K.”

“How can you even think of calling a guy in front of your boyfriend?!” Floppy gasped.

Oh yeah, I have a boyfriend. I looked over and he didn’t seem to care. He was playing with his lighter. I forced a smile at Floppy and dialed Jungmin’s number.

“Hello ?” (<-- actual English. He’s studying in America)

“Hi.. Jungmin…Me ” .. I suck at English. (actual English)

“Tch.” (<-- He’s also like Floppy)

“I said sorry!”

“Hey, I’m coming to KOREA!!”

“Really?!”

“YEAH YEA!!”

“OMG.. How many years has it been!?”

“2 minutes long distance..” Kyungwon muttered

“Jungmin, I’ll call you later~~”

“K! You better!!”

“BYE BYE !!” (actual English)

... ... ... ...

He’s coming!! He's been one of my best friends ever since I was a kid!!

I wonder how much he’s changed.

“BYE BYE”

Someone mimicked and I was sure that it would be Floppy.. But it was Ji Eunsung..

“What..?” I frowned..
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Ah, I'm hungry.